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It starts as that simple, age-old tale: girl meets superpowers.
Then it gets complicated, as girl meets superheroing.
It gets more complicated when girl meets boy.
It gets even more complicated when girl meets girl.
And then girl meets dragon.
Then it gets complicated, as girl meets superheroing.
It gets more complicated when girl meets boy.
It gets even more complicated when girl meets girl.
And then girl meets dragon.
In The Year Of The Half-Arsed Wombat
Harold’s To Do List
1) Slay the dragon (with a cheese knife).
2) Rescue the Princess (she’s already rescued herself).
3) Convince the Princess to not stab you (this is important!).
4) Slay the necromancer to stop the zombie apocalypse.
5) Oops, wrong necromancer.
6) Slay the right necromancer.
7) Save the zombies from a human apocalypse.
8) Marry the Princess.
9) Happily Ever After?
1) Slay the dragon (with a cheese knife).
2) Rescue the Princess (she’s already rescued herself).
3) Convince the Princess to not stab you (this is important!).
4) Slay the necromancer to stop the zombie apocalypse.
5) Oops, wrong necromancer.
6) Slay the right necromancer.
7) Save the zombies from a human apocalypse.
8) Marry the Princess.
9) Happily Ever After?